Listening to my roommate and my girlfriend tear apart “50 Shades of Grey” and giggling, while attempting to snapchat my fiancée.
You know you are trans when getting dressed in the morning you decide not to put on your dick or the packing strap because it’s been so hot it sweats and chafes so bad it hurts.
A normal Sunday night in Wapiti lobby. #yellowstoner #cardsagainsthumanity #thehorror #thehilarity #wearegoingtohell
sometimes blogging is hard
You’re not trash! You just started your blog. If you’ve decided you’re going to be a daily blog, be a daily blog, but if you haven’t established a pattern yet, why not make yourself a twice or three-times weekly blog?
That way your…
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
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